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BigMouth’s giant pink flamingo pool float exists.
By Fuckderful Editorial · Source checked October 24, 2026 · Not hands-on tested
BigMouth lists a giant pink flamingo pool float measuring 48 × 48 × 42 inches. It is an inflatable pool float, not a motorboat. No fictional flamingo yacht required.
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